thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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kellikrazybreezy:

hystericallysound:

How can you not be happy after seeing this?

Lovveeeeew this

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Baron Vaughn (x)

Jayoncé + looks

(Source: yivialo)

cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

(Source: cokeflow)

throughtwohearts:

karkatkitty:

when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right

is this really what girls get happy about

(Source: supernintendogs)

ibadbitch:

c-r-o-n-a:

theycantunderstand:

thelingerieaddict:

fuckyeavanity:

most amazing words ever spoken.

Eartha Kitt, dropping some self-love realness.

this video is the most amazing thing ever

mmm

I’m so in love with this.

(Source: michonnes)

mxydxy:

iraffiruse:

The Quokka

HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE

gorillka:

Yakovlev Family, 1993. Moscow, Russia. Lise Sarfati.